I have house demons. That is the only explanation for all the things to have gone wrong recently.
The toilet stopped flushing and started leaking.
The lock on the door broke and we could not close it. Once closed, we could only hope it would open.
The outlet in the bedroom blew.
The drapes fell off the wall in the bedroom.
The door closed with our keys in the house; Sal broke off a piece of the gate climbing in.
The sink quit draining correctly.
Pieces of the tile on our roof fell off.
And now rain is coming in through the closed door and window in the living room.